Wednesday, February 06, 2008

How well do you know your Seinfeld?

I'm watching a hysterical episode of Seinfeld, and felt a need to share these few gems. Can you name the context and/or episode? Laugh hard and out loud.....

“It’s good cape weather..breezy, sunny.” – Jerry to Elaine

“If I like their race, it’s not racist.” – Jerry to Elaine

“My boys need a house” –Kramer to Jerry, Elaine and George

“So why are you seeing her again?” - Elaine
“Well, she is a woman.” – Jerry

“There’s nothing holding me in place! I’m flippin’ I’m floppin’.” - Kramer to Jerry, Elaine and George.

3 comments:

Magnificent M said...

I can name them all I think...

“It’s good cape weather..breezy, sunny.” – Jerry to Elaine
-George's dad is seen in the city with a man in a cape who turns out to be his lawyer because he and Estelle are getting divorced.... until a "Chinese" woman gives estelle some advice from confucious... but turns out to be a girl from Long Island named Donna Chang (stein)

“If I like their race, it’s not racist.” – Jerry to Elaine
-same episode, JErry is dating Miss Donna Chang who he thinks is going to be his first experience dating from the pacific rim. Sadly though he finds out later that she is actually from Long Island.

“My boys need a house” –Kramer to Jerry, Elaine and George
-Kramer is thinking of switching to Boxers after learning that his sperm count is low. He hates boxers though. He is a fan of jockeys.

“So why are you seeing her again?” - Elaine
“Well, she is a woman.” – Jerry
-hmm, remember the comment but not the episode. Possibly the episode where Jerry is dating the gymnast? Or else Donna Chang.

“There’s nothing holding me in place! I’m flippin’ I’m floppin’.” - Kramer to Jerry, Elaine and George.
-Kramer on boxers

My favorite is
"Don't you see what is happening here? There is nothing between his boys and us but a thin layer of gaberdine!' (Jerry)
"Ewwww" (Elaine)
And then Kramer says something about loving going natural and that he's like a naked country boy roaming the country side!

T. said...

Lol! Yes, all from the same episode...I had a feeling you'd get them all.

i typed them while watching it.

Daryl said...

The fact that you typed them in while watching the show says a little too much about how you feel about the show ;)